{"product_id":"sit-me-down-sabrina-cross-9781967627233","title":"Sit Me Down: A M\/M Chair Romance","description":"\u003cp\u003eExistence is a funny thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOne moment you're going about your life as a messenger to the gods. And the next moment, you're a chair. An actual chair. I had wandered off the beaten path and the consequences were swift and humbling.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm rescued from an eternity in the dump by a college kid barely old enough to drink. Now I'm at the mercy of a human and Evan is the only hope I have of returning to my old life among the gods.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA drunken night changes everything and nothing at all. No matter how much I might like the human, he can't travel to the Otherworld and I can't stay. Our time may be limited, but I'm determined to make the most of it with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSit Me Down is a sentient object romance intended for audiences over 18. It involves intimate relations with a chair and if that doesn't sound like your thing you should probably pick up a different book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Sabrina Cross\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1967627231\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781967627233\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Sabrina Cross\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/15\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 64\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.11lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.75h x 4.12w x 0.15d","brand":"Sabrina Cross","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48443193819391,"sku":"9781967627233","price":10.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_6c4ad237-dcf1-4aa8-9e73-42f2a5e1378e.jpg?v=1777202478","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/sit-me-down-sabrina-cross-9781967627233","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}