{"product_id":"skankabel-m-j-nightingale-9798999295996","title":"Skankabel: A Tale of Wings, Whiffs, and WTF","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eSkankInk - The affordable, black-and-white anti-fairytale for grown-ups who love their bedtime stories with a filthy grin and a glass of gin.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOnce upon a meltdown...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThere was a fairy with a face like thunder and wings that reeked of bin juice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHer name? \u003cstrong\u003eSKANKABEL.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e(One word. And you know it ain't Disney.)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBanished from Fairyland for smelling like a skunk, she's done with sparkles, snobs, and scent-shaming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow armed with a stink-soaked mission - and a molar-thieving crone named Teena - she's out to prove that confidence smells better than conformity.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo glass slippers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNo Prince Charming.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eJust grit, glamour, and a grudge to settle.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA filthy, funny fairy tale for grown-ups who've outgrown happy endings - but not maniacal cackles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGift it to yourself - or some poor sod who needs a bloody good laugh.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e⚠️ \u003cem\u003eWARNING: \u003c\/em\u003e Contains profanity, pigeon trauma, and absolutely no morals.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eNOT FOR CHILDREN.\u003c\/strong\u003e Or anyone who clutches pearls at the word \"moist.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSkankInk - A Monochrome Misfit of the Skankaverse\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003eYour backstage pass to Skankabel's twisted fairyland - stripped of colour but dripping in attitude.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the punk, no-gloss version: perfect for your battered tote bag, your mate's birthday you nearly forgot, or your secret stash under the bed when the Collector's Edition is just a bit too pretty for your grubby fingers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e M. J. Nightingale\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798999295996\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e By Melanie Jane\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/09\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.34lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.22d","brand":"M. J. Nightingale","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48852608155903,"sku":"9798999295996","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/skankabel-m-j-nightingale-9798999295996","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}