{"product_id":"so-clever-youre-thick-cathleen-davies-9798823208895","title":"So Clever You're Thick","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA great, sad boy once sang: \"I'm so happy 'cause today I found my friends. They're in my head.\" I related to this great, sad boy, so I looked for friends in my head too.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI found them pretty easily, pinched their feet between my fingers, pulled them out my ear, and tipped them over like salt-shakers. Stories fell onto my writing desk and built into a mountain. They ranged from strange, to sad, to stupid. They became my Cheeky, Bloody Articles.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTwo years later, I rifled through the B-Sides, gathering up stories that hadn't made the cut the first time 'round because they needed a trim and tidy. I looked them in the eye and said, \"I know you're not the greatest, but it's your time to shine.\" Then I looked at my far smaller mountain of newly written stories, so youthful and naive in their school uniforms, so much left to learn. I put them on the page with all the B-Sides, and I thought: \"Okay, you know, this might be something.\" That something is So Clever You're Thick.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn my newest collection of short stories, you will follow clichés down a rabbit hole: depressed clowns, virgin cheerleaders, masturbating teenage boys, and manic pixie dream girls. Hear them speak and watch them swallow. They have so much they're dying to show you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"There exists a rare breed of storyteller who seamlessly intertwines the macabre with the comedic and crafts stories that both chill the spine and tickle the funny bone.\" - World's Best Magazine\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Cathleen Davies\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798823208895\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e 4 Horsemen Publications\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/24\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 160\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.89lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.21h x 6.14w x 0.50d","brand":"Cathleen Davies","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":48066708898047,"sku":"9798823208895","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_0c027113-d138-4099-abd3-76eaf385af9f.jpg?v=1768680023","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/so-clever-youre-thick-cathleen-davies-9798823208895","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}