{"product_id":"solar-wars-richard-slagle-9798349507113","title":"Solar Wars: Mission Accomplished-ish","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eSolar Wars: Mission Accomplished-ish\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThey're not the best crew in the galaxy... just the loudest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMeet the crew of the \u003cstrong\u003eS.S. Delusion\u003c\/strong\u003e-a ship held together by duct tape, bad decisions, and one very overworked AI. They weren't assigned this mission. They weren't even supposed to be in space. But when a top-secret galactic transmission arrives at the wrong inbox, they do the only logical thing: accept it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhy? Free snacks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCaptain Slade\u003c\/strong\u003e speaks only in dramatic pauses and vague gestures. \u003cstrong\u003eSgtSquishyPants\u003c\/strong\u003e barks orders no one follows, from a clipboard that contains nothing useful. \u003cstrong\u003eAmazingdizzo\u003c\/strong\u003e tracks near-death experiences like sports stats. \u003cstrong\u003eYellowsnow\u003c\/strong\u003e, the team's cursed optimist, somehow builds a sentient cake son during a repair. And \u003cstrong\u003eBrenda\u003c\/strong\u003e, the ship's AI, has reached peak sarcasm and existential dread.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhat begins as a not-at-all-authorized mission spirals into full-scale clone rebellions, diplomatic breakdowns (including one accidental engagement), a file war on Bureaucratia Prime, and a frosting-based planetary uprising. Oh-and the toilet opens into deep space now. Don't ask.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is not a story of brave heroes saving the galaxy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e This is a story of four cosmic screw-ups who trip over the galaxy's problems and \u003cem\u003eaccidentally\u003c\/em\u003e save it anyway.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Richard Slagle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798349507113\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Ink Rift\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/20\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 216\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.65lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.46d","brand":"Richard Slagle","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50920943649023,"sku":"9798349507113","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/solar-wars-richard-slagle-9798349507113","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}