{"product_id":"somethings-wrong-with-my-wiener-justin-orlando-9798258808929","title":"Something's Wrong With My Wiener","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eSomething's wrong with Steve's wiener... and he's finally ready to talk about it.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt doesn't stand right.\u003cbr\u003eIt smells questionable.\u003cbr\u003eIt leaks at night.\u003cbr\u003eAnd in public? Absolute embarrassment.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSteve has tried everything-encouragement, denial, internet \"research\" (big mistake)-but nothing seems to fix the unpredictable disaster that is his wiener.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTold in clever rhyme and packed with outrageous, laugh-out-loud moments, this adult parody takes you on a completely unnecessary deep dive into one man's ongoing struggle with something that just won't behave.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIs it broken?\u003cbr\u003eIs it normal?\u003cbr\u003eIs it... just like this?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThere's only one way to find out.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect for fans of irreverent humor and late-night laughs, \u003ci\u003eSomething's Wrong With My Wiener\u003c\/i\u003e is a wildly inappropriate (but totally harmless) read that proves one thing: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSometimes... you just have to live with what you've got.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Justin Orlando\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798258808929\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 26\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.19lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.07d","brand":"Justin Orlando","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48588520292607,"sku":"9798258808929","price":14.69,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/somethings-wrong-with-my-wiener-justin-orlando-9798258808929","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}