{"product_id":"son-of-satan-edward-heath-9798230784364","title":"Son of Satan","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"You're expecting horns, right?\"\u003cbr\u003eKelvin adjusted his hoodie, stepped around the twitching summoning circle, and sighed. \u003cbr\u003e\"Flames, wings, maybe some dramatic chanting? Sorry. Just a kid. Probably gonna fail chem next week.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eKelvin was born during a reverse-exorcism, surrounded by chanting cultists, bleeding walls, and a prophecy soaked in brimstone. \u003cbr\u003eBut instead of igniting the apocalypse, he mostly wants to pass math class and figure out if his locker is actually possessed.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, destiny has other plans.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith Heaven's hit squads, Hell's recruiting squads, and a shadowy government agency watching his every move, Kelvin's perfectly average life is crumbling fast. He's not the villain they expected. \u003cbr\u003eHe's not the savior they want. \u003cbr\u003eHe's just... Kelvin. \u003cbr\u003eAnd if he's going to survive celestial politics, infernal fanboys, and his mom's terrible ritual cooking-he'll have to figure out who he really is.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA sharp, funny, and heartfelt supernatural adventure about free will, friendship, and what happens when you just say no to fate.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Edward Heath\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798230784364\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Edward Heath\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/29\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 78\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.19d","brand":"Edward Heath","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50664325841151,"sku":"9798230784364","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_83320c05-a16e-4462-a87b-9c78a6dc2d6e.jpg?v=1792006898","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/son-of-satan-edward-heath-9798230784364","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}