{"product_id":"sorry-i-peed-on-you-jeremy-greenberg-9781449401856","title":"Sorry I Peed on You (and Other Heartwarming Letters to Mommy)","description":"\u003cb\u003eIf you love the hilarious E*TRADE baby commercials, then this hilarious collection of mock letters to mommy written from the perspective of more than 50 precocious toddlers is the book for you \u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWouldn't you love to know what your toddler's thinking when he refuses to stop jumping on the couch? Jeremy Greenberg's hilarious and thoughtful letters give parents a glimpse into the minds of their little ones. Finally, we can hear \"first person\" how a kid really isn't fooled by broccoli buried in cheese, how he'd really appreciate it if he could start going down the slide by himself, or how he'd like to apologize for peeing on you during the two seconds it took for you to reach for a fresh diaper. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFrom Daddy's latest four-letter vocab lessons to the dog's (not the toddler's) repeated milk dribbles on the carpet, this hilarious book answers a question every mother of a toddler wants to know: What in the world are they thinking?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jeremy Greenberg\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1449401856\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781449401856\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrews McMeel Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/22\/2011\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 64\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 6.06h x 6.33w x 0.29d","brand":"Jeremy Greenberg","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44190958125311,"sku":"9781449401856","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_4091eb77-c236-4747-933b-6f23b1eea60d.jpg?v=1690873268","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/sorry-i-peed-on-you-jeremy-greenberg-9781449401856","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}