{"product_id":"sorry-im-late-50-excuses-rosie-gilbert-9798332951145","title":"Sorry I'm Late! 50 Excuses for Those Never On Time","description":"\u003cb\u003e\"Sorry I'm Late: 50 Excuses for Those Never on Time\"\u003c\/b\u003e is an essential must-have for that person who is constantly running behind schedule, and contains 50 excuses for being late (some more believable than others).\u003cbr\u003eQuickly find the perfect excuse for any situation, by glancing at the speedometer guide for each one.\u003cbr\u003eKeep check on when you've exhausted a particular excuse with a handy 'Completed it Mate' tab, and make note of how it went down with the feedback section. Never panic again! Instead, you can now impress people with your smooth talking excuses. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eFilled with relatable and hilarious excuses, this humorous book serves as the perfect last-minute gift for procrastinators and those who are always late. It's an ideal funny present for friends or family, making it a unique gift for chronically late individuals. Whether you're looking for a Secret Santa gift under a fiver or a thoughtful gesture for a colleague who's perpetually tardy to work, this book fits the bill. It also doubles as a funny stocking filler or gag gift that is budget-friendly while bringing joy and laughter to any occasion. This tongue-in-cheek book is especially great for those hard-to-buy-for friends or relatives who appreciate humour about being late. Suitable for Christmas, birthdays, or as a joke gift, it makes an amusing present for brothers, sisters, mothers, fathers, friends, colleagues, girlfriends, and boyfriends alike.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDiscover the Ultimate Gift for the Perpetually Late!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIn \"Sorry I'm Late: 50 Excuses for Those Never on Time,\" you will uncover a treasure trove of resources designed specifically for those who struggle with punctuality. This unique guide offers: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThe Perfect Inexpensive Gift: \u003c\/b\u003e Find the ideal present for your co-worker, relative, or friend who is always late. This thoughtful gift is sure to bring a smile and a bit of humour to their day.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e50 Hilarious Excuses: \u003c\/b\u003e Keep a handy list of amusing excuses that can be used in various situations. These light-hearted explanations are perfect for diffusing awkward moments when tardiness strikes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eExcuse Gauges: \u003c\/b\u003e Each excuse comes with an easy-to-use gauge that helps you quickly identify the most suitable excuse for any predicament. This feature allows you to assess which excuse fits best based on urgency and context.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eTrack Your Usage: \u003c\/b\u003e The folding corner system lets you keep track of which excuses you've utilised. You can rate each one to determine its effectiveness and note feedback so you won't get caught off guard in the future.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAdaptable Substitutes: \u003c\/b\u003e With adaptable substitutes provided, you can easily modify any excuse to fit your specific situation, ensuring you're always prepared no matter where life takes you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eA Quirky and Unique Gift Idea: \u003c\/b\u003e This book makes for an entertaining and practical gift for anyone in your life who is known for running late. It's not just a book; it's a conversation starter!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis collection not only serves as a humorous take on lateness but also provides handy excuses to navigate social situations with ease.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Rosie Gilbert,Evie Taylor\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798332951145\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/26\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 112\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.23d","brand":"Rosie Gilbert","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48014182220031,"sku":"9798332951145","price":7.57,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_a3af8c4f-a0ea-413b-b7b4-07e57fde08bf.jpg?v=1767747202","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/sorry-im-late-50-excuses-rosie-gilbert-9798332951145","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}