{"product_id":"sorry-youre-dating-an-ahole-gbryella-whyt-9781971419145","title":"Sorry You're Dating An A**hole!: Statically, you can't do worse!","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSorry You're Dating an A\u003c\/strong\u003ehole!** is a brutally funny, illustrated gag gift for anyone stuck dating a total dud - and the friend who's been biting her tongue the whole time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePacked with savage rhymes and laugh-out-loud illustrations, this book delivers tough love wrapped in humor, calling out every red flag your friend keeps ignoring.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom the guy who \"forgets\" his wallet, to the boyfriend who can't plan a date but somehow always plans a late-night come-over, every page lovingly roasts the kind of men you swipe right on during emotional weakness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSample wisdom includes: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe slid in your DMs with a pic way too bold, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e \"Hey babe, like what you see?\" - so cringey, so cold.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou knew he was cheap from the very start, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlways \"forgetting\" his wallet (what a sweetheart!).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSuggesting you split every burger and fry, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTreating you like a roommate - what a pussy guy.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's not fun to talk to, he's not that bright, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNeeds ChatGPT for kids' trivia night.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eHe's kinda cute, but that can't make up for dumb -\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou and I both know that guy's not the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis illustrated roast book is part comedy, part reality check, and part emotional intervention. It's designed to help your friend laugh through bad dating decisions while gently reminding her she deserves better.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePerfect as a gag gift, girls' night surprise, or \"I love you but please wake up\" present, this book is made for: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBest friends\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSisters\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCoworkers\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDating disasters\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSituationship survivors\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnyone splitting burgers on first dates\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith sharp humor and unapologetic honesty, \u003cem\u003eSorry You're Dating an A**hole!\u003c\/em\u003e turns dating frustration into entertainment - proving that sometimes the best advice comes in rhyme with pictures.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFrom G'Bryella Whyt's fan-favorite \u003cem\u003eSo Ya Wanna\u003c\/em\u003e and \u003cem\u003eSorry\u003c\/em\u003e series, this glossy illustrated gift book delivers laughs, validation, and just enough tough love to save your friend from wasting another weekend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBuy it for her before she moves in with him.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e G'Bryella Whyt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1971419141\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781971419145\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Gbryellawhyt\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 34\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.09d","brand":"G'Bryella Whyt","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48743102087423,"sku":"9781971419145","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/sorry-youre-dating-an-ahole-gbryella-whyt-9781971419145","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}