{"product_id":"spark-c-e-y-9798295813962","title":"Spark: A Naughty Elf's Tale","description":"\u003cp\u003eIf you are looking for a cozy, happy Christmas tale... keep looking. Because this is NOT it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAs the title suggests, THIS story is about me, Spark. I'm not your average holly, jolly elf. Those elves have pudding for brains.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNever questioning anything...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhile I, on the other hand, questioned everything and went and found the nitty-gritty, dark secrets of this place, and the prick you all call \"Santa\". So, if you want to hear me spill the tea, then sit down, shut the f*** up, and enjoy the ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e C. E. Y\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798295813962\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Cey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/25\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 120\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.34lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.30d","brand":"C. E. Y","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48874767483135,"sku":"9798295813962","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/spark-c-e-y-9798295813962","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}