{"product_id":"special-teams-slurping-dogs-and-g-michael-merlin-9798822986107","title":"Special Teams, Slurping Dogs, and Sex Camels: A Man's Playbook for Marriage","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMen: Does your wife block your blitz every night? Does she call a timeout every time you make a move? Is your sex life like running the wishbone, only it's all wish and no bone? Then look no further than this handy guide to help you score in the bedroom.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Man's Playbook for Marriage is a bold, irreverent take on the complexities of relationships, crafted specifically for men in the style of a football playbook. It breaks down marital topics and tasks into three categories: Offensive Plays, Defensive Plays, and Special Teams. Offensive Plays are skills like household chores, foreplay, and listening, ensuring you're not just a spectator in your marriage. Defensive Plays tackle tricky topics like strip clubs, pornography, and in-laws. The Special Teams section covers winning tactics for sharing a bathroom, giving compliments and gifts, and managing money. Finally, a candid note to women explains the book's locker-room aesthetic, which helps men feel comfortable and confident on the relationship playing field. Each section employs a strong lineup of humor, relatable scenarios, and logical strategies, packing this playbook full of game-changing advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA Man's Playbook for Marriage translates cohabitation and commitment quandaries into gridiron gameplans that are logical and easy to execute. Whether you're looking to improve your relationship or just want a good laugh, this playbook is your go-to resource for becoming a more satisfied - and satisfying - husband.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e G. Michael Merlin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798822986107\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Palmetto Publishing\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/28\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 200\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.60lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.42d","brand":"G. Michael Merlin","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":47474613616895,"sku":"9798822986107","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_1c0769e5-9f57-45b3-94de-3b71b386b00b.jpg?v=1762317826","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/special-teams-slurping-dogs-and-g-michael-merlin-9798822986107","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}