{"product_id":"still-aint-no-saint-nick-heath-stallcup-9798261777809","title":"Still Ain't No Saint Nick","description":"\u003ci\u003e\"How can the same shit happen to the same guy twice?\" - John McClane, Die Hard 2\u003c\/i\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eA holiday heartwarmer dipped in adrenaline and dusted with supernatural sparks, this is what happens when \u003ci\u003eDie Hard\u003c\/i\u003e crashes a Hallmark Christmas-and Santa's packing more than toys. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen CPO Chris \"Nick\" Nichols retires to a quiet mountain town in Montana, all he wants is the peace and solitude he earned after a lifetime of service. Instead, his dream home comes with one unexpected clause: he must take up the mantle of the previous owner and serve as the town's beloved Santa every Christmas. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eNick begrudgingly agrees-but his tranquil retirement unravels fast. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHe never planned on falling for the local girl.\u003cbr\u003eHe sure as hell didn't want to become Santa Claus.\u003cbr\u003eHe had zero interest in being a role model for an orphaned teen.\u003cbr\u003eAnd he definitely didn't want to square off against the Mountain Mafia. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut Fate is a fickle bitch, and Nick soon finds himself \u003cb\u003eneck-deep in a blood feud\u003c\/b\u003e that hits far too close to home. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eHo-Ho-Holy hell... a holiday heart warmer dipped in adrenaline and dusted with supernatural sparks, this is what happens when Die Hard crashes a Hallmark Christmas-and Santa's packing more than toys.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Heath Stallcup\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798261777809\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/05\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 318\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.63lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.79d","brand":"Heath Stallcup","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49171556139263,"sku":"9798261777809","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/still-aint-no-saint-nick-heath-stallcup-9798261777809","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}