{"product_id":"still-not-cancelled-michael-r-eggleston-9798288994340","title":"Still Not Cancelled: But Give It Time","description":"\u003cb\u003eIf you're easily offended, put this book down. Seriously. It's not for you.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBut if you're tired of walking on eggshells, sick of cancel culture, and ready to laugh until your liver hurts, welcome to the unfiltered comedy manifesto you didn't know you needed. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eStill Not Cancelled (But Give It Time)\u003c\/i\u003e, Michael R. Eggleston takes a flame-thrower to the absurdity of modern life - roasting everything from group chats and overpriced eggs to TSA pat-downs and adult friendships held together by memes and mutual exhaustion. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis isn't safe.\u003cbr\u003eIt's not polished.\u003cbr\u003eAnd it sure as hell isn't approved by the internet's self-appointed morality committee. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIt's raw, brutally honest, and dangerously funny. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo buckle up. Someone's gotta say what everyone's thinking...\u003cbr\u003eAnd it might as well be Michael - while he's still allowed to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Michael R. Eggleston\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798288994340\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/20\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 56\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.17lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.12d","brand":"Michael R. Eggleston","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48852581253375,"sku":"9798288994340","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/still-not-cancelled-michael-r-eggleston-9798288994340","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}