{"product_id":"stop-stealing-my-sarcophagus-david-oboyle-9798988567479","title":"Stop Stealing my Sarcophagus!","description":"\u003cp\u003eMaybe it's age discrimination. Maybe it's their lengthy criminal records. Maybe it's prejudice against the supernatural class. Whatever the reason, roommates Vampire and Mummy are not getting hired. Making matters worse, their rent is due to a landlord that isn't scared of monsters.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSince no one else will hire them, they decide to open a business and hire themselves. Adopting the adage that 'you should do what you know', Vampire and Mummy decide that thousands of years of sleeping makes them sleep experts. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAfter such a determination, it isn't long before the doors of \"Mattresses, Sarcophaguses and Caskets!\" open for the first time. They haven't closed since.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDavid O'Boyle is the author of children's books, novels, short stories and poems.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eIllustrator Tan Ngo specializes in concept art for various media.\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eDavid and Tan have worked together on multiple children's books before. Notably, this is their third holiday book. Before Stop Stealing my Sarcophagus they celebrated Christmas with The Giants of the South Pole and St. Patrick's Day with The Leprechaun who wore Other Hats. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e David O'Boyle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798988567479\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e David O'Boyle\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/09\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 60\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.07lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.31d","brand":"David O'Boyle","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":46311295844607,"sku":"9798988567479","price":30.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_53095861-6079-4635-813e-189cf851c1ec.jpg?v=1730889104","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/stop-stealing-my-sarcophagus-david-oboyle-9798988567479","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}