{"product_id":"subscriber-count-zero-m-j-alien-9798295814242","title":"Subscriber Count Zero: A Sci-Fi Comedy Debut Novel of Engagement Points and Galactic Survival","description":"\u003cp\u003eYour viewership is zero. Your subscriber count is a joke. And the galaxy just decided to cancel Earth's subscription to existence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSubscriber Count Zero is a high-octane Sci-Fi Comedy with a LitRPG-lite twist that satirizes the absurdity of the attention economy. In a universe where reality is governed by the Omni-Net, your physical stats are only as good as your latest stream, and \"engagement\" is the only thing keeping the laws of physics from glitching out.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArthur \"Artie\" Pringle is a failing \"Let's Play\" streamer with exactly one loyal viewer: his mom. But when he accidentally broadcasts a top-secret alien infiltration to a billion bloodthirsty intergalactic viewers, he doesn't just go viral-he becomes the most important human in history.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNow, the Algorithm is in control: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- High Engagement: Grants god-like buffs and \"lucky\" explosions.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- Low Engagement: Results in \"Shadow-Lag\" where you physically fade from reality.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e- The Ultimate Rule: If the stream ends, Artie dies. If the sub count hits zero, Earth is deleted to make room for a nebula-cloud server farm.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eArtie must now navigate a global road trip of \"IRL\" streams, unboxing alien technology and surviving \"community guidelines\" enforced by cosmic assassins. He's got no skills, a toaster-shaped drone as a critic, and a \"pro-gamer\" partner who's actually a government agent tasked with killing him for a 400% engagement spike.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe Season Finale is coming. Earth is currently in last place. And the intergalactic moderators are ready to hit the DELETE key.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA fast-paced, irreverent underdog story perfect for fans of Dungeon Crawler Carl and Starter Villain, Subscriber Count Zero is a hilarious deep-dive into a universe where you're only as alive as your last \"Like\" and \"Follow.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stream is live. Don't let the count hit zero.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eScroll up and grab your copy to join the chat today!\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e M. J. Alien\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798295814242\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Novella Pub\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/15\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 202\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.79lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 10.00h x 7.00w x 0.43d","brand":"M. J. Alien","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48997601804543,"sku":"9798295814242","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/subscriber-count-zero-m-j-alien-9798295814242","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}