{"product_id":"tainted-love-valentine-cruise-addison-moore-9798277897713","title":"Tainted Love Valentine Cruise","description":"It's Valentine's Day aboard the \u003ci\u003eEmerald Queen of the Seas\u003c\/i\u003e! A swinger's convention meets a conservative marriage retreat, and love isn't the only thing in the air. Some couples swap more than Valentine's cards-and when a relationship expert takes a fatal dive into the chocolate fountain, someone's swapping murder for romance.\u003ci\u003eTrixie and the gang are exploring the British Isles and France-and so is a killer.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eJoin the fun as they enjoy excursions to Stonehenge, Blarney Castle, and beautiful Paris!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003ci\u003eCosmopolitan\u003c\/i\u003e Magazine calls Addison's books, \"...easy, frothy fun!\"A laugh out loud Cozy Mystery by \u003ci\u003eNew York Times, USA TODAY, \u003c\/i\u003e \u0026amp; \u003ci\u003eWall Street Journal\u003c\/i\u003e bestseller Addison Moore. A cruise ship cozy mystery!Includes RECIPE!\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBook Description: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eNothing says romantic getaway quite like stumbling over a dead body.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMy name is Trixie Troublefield Baxter, and I'm setting sail on my much-anticipated Valentine's cruise with my devastatingly handsome husband Ransom. All I wanted was ten days of champagne, chocolate fountains, and zero corpses. But when a relationship therapist takes a fatal dive into the chocolate fountain on our very first night, my romantic escape turns into homicide investigation faster than you can say till death do us part.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe \u003ci\u003eEmerald Queen of the Seas\u003c\/i\u003e is hosting two very different groups-traditional marriage counselors preaching monogamy, and progressive \u003ci\u003elifestyle enthusiasts\u003c\/i\u003ewho believe sharing is caring-especially when it comes to spouses. When these opposing philosophies collide over canapés and champagne, someone decides murder is the ultimate relationship advice.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith my octogenarian sidekicks Bess and Nettie causing international incidents at every port, a ghostly widower offering cryptic clues, and enough romantic drama to sink the ship, I've got my hands full. Between dodging swingers, solving murders, and trying to keep my friends from being banned from World Heritage Sites, this Valentine's cruise is turning into anything but a love boat.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe stakes have never been higher, the suspects never steamier, and if I don't solve this case before we dock, \u003ci\u003ehappily ever after\u003c\/i\u003e might turn into \u003ci\u003etill death do us part\u003c\/i\u003e for someone else on board.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eBecause when love is in the air and inhibitions are checked at the cabin door, murder isn't the only thing that gets messy.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMidlife on the high seas is proving to be murder.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Addison Moore\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798277897713\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/01\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 250\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.58lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.57d","brand":"Addison Moore","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48447212880127,"sku":"9798277897713","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_350c3d95-9388-49e8-8416-14b67cddbb05.jpg?v=1777229603","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/tainted-love-valentine-cruise-addison-moore-9798277897713","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}