{"product_id":"tarantula-donts-r-d-london-9781540759030","title":"Tarantula Don'ts: 20 Things You Should NEVER Do With a Giant, Hairy Pet Spider","description":"Laugh and learn with this funny book for children\u003cstrong\u003e ages 6-8\u003c\/strong\u003e, filled with rib-tickling moments and tarantula facts.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003eLearn how to take care of your pet tarantula by NOT following the author's advice\u003cbr\u003eWhat happens when you take a clueless kid and get him a pet tarantula? \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFind out in this hilariously illustrated book of \u003cstrong\u003emisjudgments\u003c\/strong\u003e, \u003cstrong\u003emishaps\u003c\/strong\u003e, and outright \u003cstrong\u003emistakes\u003c\/strong\u003e. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFollow along as the young narrator: \u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTakes his pet tarantula Terry on a trip to the pool.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGets his 8 eyes checked at the optometrist.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePits him in a UAFC (United Arachnid Fighting Championship) fight with his friend's scorpion.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTries to help his mom's diet by putting his shedded exoskeleton in her favourite bag of cookies.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd even more things you should NEVER do with a giant, hairy pet spider. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e***For a limited time, when you buy the book, get a FREE downloadable PDF poster featuring 10 of the biggest \"Don'ts\" with the great artwork from the book*** \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eCheck out these great (and totally not made up) reviews  \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Terry looks good enough to eat\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-anonymous female tarantula. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Not bad, but could use more hair\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-Curleyhair Tarantula \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"I want a rematch \"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-My best friend's scorpion (not a chance). \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"At first I was angry when I found Terry in my bag of cookies, but I lost 10 pounds since I can't even look at a bag of cookies, so now I'm not so mad.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e-mom\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e R. D. London\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1540759032\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781540759030\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/17\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 64\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.13d","brand":"R. D. London","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44124716957951,"sku":"9781540759030","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_9ac3395c-2d71-45a5-8f22-f2902572da08.jpg?v=1687438426","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/tarantula-donts-r-d-london-9781540759030","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}