{"product_id":"that-damn-susan-shane-welter-9798188592363","title":"That Damn Susan","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe complete, one-sided, entirely public war between one small-town woman and the postal clerk who never fought back.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSomewhere in Kingwood, West Virginia, there is a woman at the post office named Susan. Sandy Harper has never forgiven her for it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor more than a decade, Sandy documented the feud in the only place that mattered - online, in public, for everyone to see. The sidewalk she watered into a sheet of ice. The employee badge that turned up in her bumper. The attack goose named Walton. The fines. The casseroles. The smock. She filed every last statement herself, and now the Records Clerk has collected them, word for word, spelling and all, as the official archive of a war Susan may not even know she's in.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's petty. It's escalating. It's one of the great American grudges - and only one side is talking.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eReproduced exactly as filed. Every person, feud, goose, and postal employee herein is fictional; the family behind them is not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFor anyone who's ever had a Susan of their own, and for the people who love them enough to gift them a book about it.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Shane Welter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798188592363\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/23\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 154\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.47lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.33d","brand":"Shane Welter","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48998014288127,"sku":"9798188592363","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/that-damn-susan-shane-welter-9798188592363","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}