{"product_id":"the-2548-wittiest-things-anybody-robert-byrne-9781451648904","title":"The 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said","description":"\u003cb\u003e\u003cb\u003eA fresh selection of sharp, witty zingers gathered from both famous and utterly unknown (but very quotable) sources, by the editor of the popular quote collection \u003ci\u003eThe 2,548 Best Things Anybody Ever Said\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRobert Byrne's quote books are widely praised as authoritative and accessible sources of sayings for any and all occasions. Byrne's own wit, diligent research, and creativity combine to form a fresh go-to reference that serves readers better than Google--no Wi-Fi required. \u003ci\u003eThe 2,548 Wittiest Things Anybody Ever Said \u003c\/i\u003eis an all-new collection of clever quips and laugh-out-loud punch lines from Gracie Allen to Frank Zappa, on such topics as sex, divorce, religion, fashion, animals, and money: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e STEVE MARTIN: \"I'd do anything for a good body except exercise and eat right.\"\u003cbr\u003e JON STEWART: \"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.\"\u003cbr\u003e NORA EPHRON: \"Successful parents have adult children who can pay for their own psychoanalysis.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e This compilation, to be enjoyed by generations young and old, deserves a place of honor on every language lover's bookshelf.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Robert Byrne\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1451648901\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781451648904\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Touchstone Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/01\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 672\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.48h x 5.60w x 1.44d\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eReview Citation(s): \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003ci\u003eBooklist\u003c\/i\u003e 10\/15\/2012 pg. 33","brand":"Robert Byrne","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44048802578687,"sku":"9781451648904","price":22.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_35f09a43-b8eb-49ec-ae4b-16eb816f56aa.jpg?v=1684997919","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-2548-wittiest-things-anybody-robert-byrne-9781451648904","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}