{"product_id":"the-absolutely-amazing-adventures-of-erock-9780990664758","title":"The Absolutely Amazing Adventures of the League of Ordinary Old Dogs HEROES: Heroes","description":"\u003cb\u003eTHIS IS NOT YOUR AVERAGE ANIMAL RESCUE SITUATION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eMany years ago, a group of unwanted, abused, and neglected dogs took over a long-forgotten nuclear missile silo and turned it into their home. Today, they are The League of Ordinary Old Dogs, a technologically advanced, ultra-secret superpower of epic proportions. Headquartered beneath a sleepy suburban subdivision, The League's members emerge nightly in a modified 1976 Cadillac hearse to fight against evil, injustice, and fear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe League specializes in nurturing hidden talents to evoke weird, unexpected, life-changing results. When you join The League, vulnerability and weakness morph into extraordinary strength and power. For the most part. If they don't, that's okay. Everybody is different, and different is good.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eVincent is a three-pound, 17-year-old Chihuahua. His owner died. When his owner's kids didn't want him, they abandoned him in the middle of a cornfield. Rescued from certain death, Vincent has an opportunity to start his life all over again with The League. Will he take it?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBased on real animals living at Little Old Dog Sanctuary, a nonprofit dog hospice in Colorado, Heroes is the first book in the Absolutely Amazing Adventures of the League of Ordinary Old Dogs series. Explore the secret life of these incredible dogs right now because they're not getting any younger.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eCRITICAL REVIEWS FOR HEROES: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I laughed, I cried, it was better than 'Cats.' There. I said it. Now pay me the twenty bucks like we agreed, or I'll punch you in the nose.\" - Folgers.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"I'm allergic to love. It's a medical condition.\" - Ludi\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Would you be offended if I didn't read it?\" - Oliver the Zomb, Erock's stepson\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Do you want fries with that?\" - Some Dude at the Drive-Thru\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Erock\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0990664759\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780990664758\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Misfit Mountain Media\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 11\/10\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 226\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.64lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.52d","brand":"Erock","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48087059169535,"sku":"9780990664758","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_3ba5508c-fdbc-4cd5-9a3c-a6745e5fd740.jpg?v=1769098066","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-absolutely-amazing-adventures-of-erock-9780990664758","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}