{"product_id":"the-absurd-history-of-english-mason-carter-9798316032105","title":"The Absurd History of English Literature: Book 1 - Bards, Beards \u0026 Bad Decisions: The Classical Era (1200 BCE-455 CE)","description":"\u003cp\u003eHistory is full of war, wisdom, and world-changing ideas... but it's also full of \u003cb\u003epetty feuds, bad decisions, and writers who took themselves way too seriously.\u003c\/b\u003e Welcome to \u003ci\u003eThe Absurd History of English Literature\u003c\/i\u003e, the book that proves literary history is just as chaotic, dramatic, and downright ridiculous as reality TV-except with more togas and fewer commercial breaks.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis first installment takes you on a whirlwind tour of the \u003cb\u003eClassical Era\u003c\/b\u003e, where stories weren't just told-they were sung, shouted, and sometimes written on wax tablets that definitely didn't survive the test of time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat's Inside?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mason Carter\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316032105\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/29\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 190\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.58lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.40d\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Mason Carter","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48446795481343,"sku":"9798316032105","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_7a18fc1e-e821-4a0c-8325-f1c0a0033085.jpg?v=1777226786","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-absurd-history-of-english-mason-carter-9798316032105","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}