{"product_id":"the-adhd-vampire-matthew-vaughn-9781940161983","title":"The ADHD Vampire","description":"\u003cp\u003eA cruise ship for retired sex addicts, The U.S.S. Exciter, is the site of a party a lot of people on board will never forget (but some of them will, anyway). Lurking in the cargo hold is Horace Dracul, half-brother of the legendary Dracula, and he dreams of reaching the shores of a country where the blood flows like wine, and bright, shiny lights are seemingly infinite. However, another member of the Exciter's well-aged population has some secrets of her own: Martha--retired cyborg and ex-spy. \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn the grand tradition of slasher-horror literature in which a lot of people are murdered in gruesome ways, The U.S.S. Exciter will host an orgy of violence and sex toys, and an easily-distracted vampire named Horace might have himself a bloody-good time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Matthew Vaughn\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1940161983\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781940161983\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Bizarro Pulp Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/02\/2015\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 82\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.21lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.20d","brand":"Matthew Vaughn","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44074289201407,"sku":"9781940161983","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_5bbb4265-432c-4ea6-b13a-0e220092cebd.jpg?v=1685452890","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-adhd-vampire-matthew-vaughn-9781940161983","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}