{"product_id":"the-autobiography-of-a-nobody-pamela-t-porter-the-wvaladybug-9781532028823","title":"The Autobiography Of A Nobody...: Who Has Had An Incredible Journey","description":"\u003cp\u003eSUPPORT YOUR STARVING AUTHOR\u003cbr\u003e Here I am A Nobody and I'm expecting you to buy another book. Why on earth would you buy a book from someone you have never heard of before? \u003cbr\u003e Because I can give you 3 good reasons why you should invest in my book. Has any other author ever done that? I don't think so.\u003cbr\u003e Let me show you just why my book is worth your hard-earned money.\u003cbr\u003e 1.) At least one character in my book will remind you of: \u003cbr\u003e Yourself\u003cbr\u003e An In-Law\u003cbr\u003e An Ex-In-Law\u003cbr\u003e A Best Friend\u003cbr\u003e An Ex-Friend\u003cbr\u003e A Stranger you met once in your lifetime.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e2.) If you will read just one chapter of my book I guarantee that you will\u003cbr\u003e Laugh\u003cbr\u003e Cry\u003cbr\u003e Reminisce\u003cbr\u003e or simply Curse yourself for spending money on another book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e3.) My final guarantee is that I can give you a practical reason to buy my book. You can add it to your Emergency Kit\u003cbr\u003e It will might come in handy. You can use it as a splint for a broken leg, If none of these strike a fancy then you can strike it with a match and use it as kindling.\u003cbr\u003e Do you need a reminder of the outhouses and used catalogs?\u003cbr\u003e Well my book will come in handy if you ever run out of toilet paper.\u003cbr\u003e Let's face it with the way the economy is today my book might come in real handy.\u003cbr\u003e So Pull up a comfy chair, grab your favorite drink, and journey with me to the hills of West Virginia where we will Laugh a while, or Cry a little bit, but rest assured we will enjoy our time together. Thanks Friend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Pamela T. Porter The Wvaladybug\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1532028822\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781532028823\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/25\/2017\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 310\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.87lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.70d","brand":"Pamela T. Porter The Wvaladybug","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48439600644351,"sku":"9781532028823","price":18.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_40b5f758-aa4d-44c8-a575-7788b9a2d50e.jpg?v=1777178589","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-autobiography-of-a-nobody-pamela-t-porter-the-wvaladybug-9781532028823","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}