{"product_id":"the-awful-waffle-john-saleeby-9780595317851","title":"The Awful Waffle: Hi Cholesterol Humor","description":"One Eventful Day In Mississippi - \u003cp\u003e\"If only my comic brilliance could be brought to the attention of classy babes like Uma Thurman and Renee Zelweger \"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"You gotta quit screwin' around on the Internet and put out a BOOK  That's what the classy babes go for - BOOKS \"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003eJohn Saleeby wrote for the National Lampoon when he was in High School and was a stand up comic in New York in the eighties. But everybody in New York was a stand up comic in the eighties so Saleeby went back to The South where he got a night shift job at a psychiatric hospital and began writing for the Internet humor zine Acid logic. \u003ci\u003eThe Awful Waffle\u003c\/i\u003e is a collection of Saleeby's best Acid Logic material as well as some stuff from a notebook he found in his living room while looking for his copy of that early nineties Playboy with pictures of Drew Barrymore.\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"I never did find that Playboy with Drew Barrymore in it.\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"You gotta quit looking at pictures of classy babes and put out a BOOK \"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"You stole that Playboy from my living room, didn't you?\"\u003c\/p\u003e \u003cp\u003e\"Yeah.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e John Saleeby\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0595317855\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780595317851\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e iUniverse\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 05\/09\/2004\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 88\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.31lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.21d","brand":"John Saleeby","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44059364688127,"sku":"9780595317851","price":10.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_87472b46-4b80-4d30-9f5f-76e3992119fa.jpg?v=1685057783","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-awful-waffle-john-saleeby-9780595317851","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}