{"product_id":"the-babysitter-is-a-zombie-tj-allen-9798189656958","title":"The Babysitter is a Zombie","description":"\u003cp\u003eBabysitters are supposed to know several important things. They should know where the extra toilet paper is kept, how long frozen pizza stays in the oven, what time children are meant to go to bed, and how to contact the parents when somebody places a marble in an ear.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBabysitters are not supposed to know how freshly dug cemetery soil smells. They are not supposed to recognize people in photographs taken forty years before they were born. They should not make cracking noises when turning their heads, stare longingly at cauliflower, or describe children as \"surprisingly full of brains.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost parents would notice these things.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur parents did not.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eParents can detect one wet towel hidden beneath a bed from three rooms away, but they can completely overlook the fact that the babysitter has no pulse. They can hear a child open a candy wrapper through two closed doors, yet somehow fail to hear the babysitter groaning in the kitchen at midnight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis is the story of how my seven-year-old sister and I discovered that Cherry Chick, the same cheerful babysitter who had watched us since the beginning of the universe, was a zombie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eUnfortunately, that was only the beginning.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Tj Allen\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798189656958\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/29\/2026\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 436\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 2.21lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.89d","brand":"Tj Allen","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50666025058559,"sku":"9798189656958","price":27.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-babysitter-is-a-zombie-tj-allen-9798189656958","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}