{"product_id":"the-best-ever-book-of-mark-geoffrey-young-9781475119633","title":"The Best Ever Book of Antique Dealer Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who","description":"If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Antique Dealer jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Antique Dealer Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Antique Dealer Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Antique Dealer joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Antique Dealer jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Antique Dealers wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured an Antique Dealer and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Antique Dealer brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window! *** Did you hear about the Antique Dealer who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: \"Put on two coats.\" *** Why do Antique Dealers laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mark Geoffrey Young\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1475119631\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781475119633\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/29\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.34lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.22d","brand":"Mark Geoffrey Young","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48113574772991,"sku":"9781475119633","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_497b7653-6211-4078-983b-dfa55ba4b58d.jpg?v=1769615909","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-best-ever-book-of-mark-geoffrey-young-9781475119633","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}