{"product_id":"the-best-ever-book-of-mark-geoffrey-young-9781478349099","title":"The Best Ever Book of Belizean Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who","description":"If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Belizean jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Belizean Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Belizean Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Belizean joke in this book, there's something wrong with you.This book has so many Belizean jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Belizeans wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace.***An evil genie captured a Belizean and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing.The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst.The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off.The Belizean brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window!***Did you hear about the Belizean who wore two jackets when she painted the house?The instructions on the can said: \"Put on two coats.\"***Why do Belizeans laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it.**\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mark Geoffrey Young\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1478349093\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781478349099\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/28\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.34lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.22d","brand":"Mark Geoffrey Young","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48458642489599,"sku":"9781478349099","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_dc573c99-10f5-425a-b58b-f765fc50c335.jpg?v=1777405705","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-best-ever-book-of-mark-geoffrey-young-9781478349099","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}