{"product_id":"the-best-ever-book-of-mark-geoffrey-young-9781480130128","title":"The Best Ever Book of Senior Jokes: Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who","description":"If you've ever heard a Jewish, Italian, Libyan, Catholic, Irish, Mexican, Polish, Belgian, Norwegian, or an Essex Girl, Newfie, Mother-in-Law, or joke aimed at a minority, this book of Senior jokes is for you. In this not-so-original book, The Best Ever Book of Senior Jokes; Lots and Lots of Jokes Specially Repurposed for You-Know-Who, Mark Young takes a whole lot of tired, worn out jokes and makes them funny again. The Best Ever Book of Senior Jokes is so unoriginal; it's original. And, if you don't burst out laughing from at least one Senior joke in this book, there's something wrong with you. This book has so many Senior jokes; you won't know where to start. For example: Why do Seniors wear slip-on shoes? You need an IQ of at least 4 to tie a shoelace. *** An evil genie captured a Senior and her two friends and banished them to the desert for a week. The genie allowed each person to bring one thing. The first friend brought a canteen so he wouldn't die of thirst. The second friend brought an umbrella to keep the sun off. The Senior brought a car door, because if it got too hot she could just roll down the window  *** Did you hear about the Senior who wore two jackets when she painted the house? The instructions on the can said: \"Put on two coats.\" *** Why do Seniors laugh three times when they hear a joke? Once when it is told, once when it is explained to them, and once when they understand it. ***\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Mark Geoffrey Young\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1480130125\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781480130128\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/17\/2012\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 106\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.34lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.22d","brand":"Mark Geoffrey Young","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43992071930111,"sku":"9781480130128","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_58e1f580-851e-430c-a63e-df94af2aa2cb.jpg?v=1683313886","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-best-ever-book-of-mark-geoffrey-young-9781480130128","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}