{"product_id":"the-better-to-eat-you-wesley-southard-9798987371343","title":"The Better to Eat You With: Collected Long Fiction","description":"OH MY, WHAT BIG EYES YOU HAVE... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eRealtor Hershel Merkley set out to do the impossible: to finally sell the estranged Whitecomb\u003cbr\u003eMansion. Following the brutal murder of its previous owner, the lavish country estate has sat\u003cbr\u003evacant for nine long years, and while many have tried to fill its walls with life, Hershel is\u003cbr\u003edetermined to make his wealthy Russian clients the perfect fit. But as the Sokolov's secrets begin\u003cbr\u003eto unravel, and the price of his morals comes into question, Hershel finds that their lascivious\u003cbr\u003edemands may be the very least of his worries. What they find in the basement is a much bigger\u003cbr\u003eproblem... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAND WHAT BIG EARS YOU HAVE... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eOnly one more show and heavy metal guitarist Spencer Hesston can finally quit Rot in Hell. No\u003cbr\u003emore touring, no more fighting, and no more unwanted advances from the lead singer's\u003cbr\u003egirlfriend. But instead of waking up the next day in their Midwestern hometown, the band finds\u003cbr\u003ethemselves dazed and confused in an abandoned settlement in the middle of the desert, with no\u003cbr\u003eidea of how they got there. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThings are done a little differently out here: the trees have perverse urges, the spiders have\u003cbr\u003ehuman fingers, and every time they step outside the town transforms into a new hellish\u003cbr\u003enightmare. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn this town anything is possible, except making it out in one piece... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eAND WHAT BIG TEETH YOU HAVE... \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eBrann Shadle is living his best life. He's got a steady job, a brand new home, and in just a few\u003cbr\u003eshort months he gets to marry Christine, the woman of his dreams. Being the wild one of two, \u003cbr\u003eChristine suggests they throw away their inhibitions and have a threesome with her best friend\u003cbr\u003ebefore their nuptials. Brann is hesitant, but he eventually gets over his apprehension and goes all-\u003cbr\u003ein for a good time. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWhen the other woman disappears from their lives, she soon reemerges with news that's sure to\u003cbr\u003etear their lives to pieces. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTHE BETTER TO EAT YOU WITH is the new collection from horror author Wesley Southard, \u003cbr\u003ewhich includes the novella CLOSING COSTS and the award-winning ONE FOR THE ROAD, \u003cbr\u003eas well as the brand new short novel THREESOME, original to this compilation.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Wesley Southard\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798987371343\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e South of Heaven Press\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/02\/2024\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 288\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.69lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.65d","brand":"Wesley Southard","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46825954967807,"sku":"9798987371343","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_db00ba33-af69-49cb-91c9-3e8f74ba4697.jpg?v=1746074130","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-better-to-eat-you-wesley-southard-9798987371343","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}