{"product_id":"the-capacity-to-serve-and-simon-christiansen-9788794505000","title":"The Capacity to Serve and Other Stories","description":"What if penguins, but tentacles? Schringer's cat escapes from the box. A clock is yellow when it should have been red. Is cheese better than women? A chicken sexer deals with the implications of his work. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn these five haunting stories by Xyzzy award-winning writer Simon Christiansen strange creatures and objects challenge the norms of society and often the foundations of reality itself. The stories have previously been published in markets such as Nature Futures, Lackington's, and Horror Sleaze Trash. The collection even includes the source code for a short adventure game written in the natural language framework Inform 7. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eContents\u003cbr\u003eThe Capacity to Serve\u003cbr\u003eAll Cats Are Grey\u003cbr\u003eSimulacra\u003cbr\u003eKeshi Yena\u003cbr\u003eThe Chicken Sexer\u003cbr\u003eThe Chicken Sexer - Adventure Game\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Simon Christiansen\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8794505004\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9788794505000\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Sichris Productions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/18\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 80\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.19d","brand":"Simon Christiansen","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44302170128639,"sku":"9788794505000","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_5b0440a0-e3e2-41f1-91c9-6adae18b6d88.jpg?v=1695159914","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-capacity-to-serve-and-simon-christiansen-9788794505000","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}