{"product_id":"the-captain-and-the-squire-eleanor-harkstead-9781839438462","title":"The Captain and the Squire","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eA sexy city boy and a country squire will set the countryside alight! \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eTarquin Bough is a tweedy squire with an ambitious fiancée who controls his every move. He's also the owner of the finest collection of saucy artefacts in the world. From Christine Keeler's eyelash to the Virgin Queen's dildo, they're all safe in Tarquin's care.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eChristopher Hardacre is a city-slicker with the tightest jodhpurs and the most smackable bottom in London. He's given up the ratrace for a country life as captain of the village rowing team. The only trouble is, he's lost his money to a ruthless scam and Bough Bottoms is his last hope of a home.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBut Chris hasn't reckoned on his late uncle's will. The house comes with a sitting porcine tenant and if Chris can't look after his newly-acquired pet pig, he'll lose his inheritance and his last chance at happiness.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWhen Tarquin sees Chris it's lust at first sight, but dare he be honest about his feelings in a village where being gay is bound to be a hot topic? As soon as Chris and Tarquin get together, it's the hottest summer this little corner of England has ever known.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith a scheming local hotshot out to turn the beloved pig into sausages, can the captain and the squire save everybody's bacon?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Eleanor Harkstead, Catherine Curzon\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1839438460\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781839438462\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Pride \u0026amp; Company\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/14\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 284\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.72lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.64d","brand":"Eleanor Harkstead","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46927914565887,"sku":"9781839438462","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_3c5342f3-e061-4a22-80a4-4e204b9f9ab7.jpg?v=1749373362","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-captain-and-the-squire-eleanor-harkstead-9781839438462","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}