{"product_id":"the-chode-owners-guide-richard-tallywhacker-9798266214460","title":"The Chode Owner's Guide: It's not the length. It's the legend.","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAre you wider than you are long? Do you or someone you love suffer from a stout southern situation? If so, \u003ci\u003eThe Chode Owner's Guide\u003c\/i\u003e is the empowering manifesto you didn't know you needed. Your stubby little powerhouse deserves respect.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eThis brilliant handbook is your ultimate guide to owning, celebrating, and maximizing your horizontally gifted hardware. Packed with wisdom, certifiable statistics, and heartfelt advice, this book covers everything from chode-friendly sex positions to how to introduce your partner to the \"width advantage\" without scaring them off.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhether you're a proud chode owner or a curious admirer, \u003ci\u003eThe Chode Owner's Guide\u003c\/i\u003e is here to uplift you and help you embrace the girthquake.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside You'll Find: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMyth-busting facts\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGirth-positive affirmations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePartner communication tips that won't get you slapped\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEducational diagrams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInspirational quotes like \"Chode strong. Chode proud.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e\"Short. Wide. Unstoppable. It's time to stop apologizing for your shape and start living your best life with your wide-bodied wonder.\" \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003e-Brandon \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Richard Tallywhacker,Fungus Humongous\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798266214460\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/22\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 110\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.25lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.81h x 5.06w x 0.23d","brand":"Richard Tallywhacker","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":49083676950783,"sku":"9798266214460","price":10.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-chode-owners-guide-richard-tallywhacker-9798266214460","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}