{"product_id":"the-clean-cheeks-manual-t-p-paddington-9798306686110","title":"The Clean Cheeks Manual: Wipe Smarter, Not Harder: A Lighthearted Guide to Bathroom Hygiene, Bidets, and Saving the Planet One Wipe at a Time","description":"\u003cb\u003eAre You Wiping the Right Way? Probably Not.\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003eMost people think they've got bathroom hygiene figured out. But the truth is, there's a world of knowledge (and hilarity) that you've probably been missing when it comes to keeping your cheeks clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIn \u003ci\u003eThe Clean Cheeks Manual\u003c\/i\u003e, you'll dive into the fascinating history of wiping, explore cultural differences in bathroom habits, and discover the pros and cons of everything from toilet paper to bidets. Packed with tongue-in-cheek humor and practical tips, this book will revolutionize your bathroom routine - one wipe at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eInside, You'll Learn: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cp\u003e✅ How cavemen wiped before the invention of toilet paper\u003cbr\u003e✅ Whether wet wipes are really flushable (spoiler: they're not)\u003cbr\u003e✅ How to reduce your environmental impact in the bathroom\u003cbr\u003e✅ The etiquette of public restrooms (so you don't become \u003ci\u003ethat person\u003c\/i\u003e)\u003cbr\u003e✅ Why bidets are the future of wiping\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith laugh-out-loud anecdotes and science-backed advice, \u003ci\u003eThe Clean Cheeks Manual\u003c\/i\u003e is your ultimate guide to mastering the art of the wipe.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eDon't leave your bathroom routine to chance. Your cheeks deserve better!\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e T. P. Paddington\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798306686110\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/11\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 62\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.21lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.13d","brand":"T. P. Paddington","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48153991184639,"sku":"9798306686110","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_f5ceea15-aaff-4dbd-b0fe-04b4555ae45f.jpg?v=1770787158","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-clean-cheeks-manual-t-p-paddington-9798306686110","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}