{"product_id":"the-complete-book-of-dutch-ified-gary-gates-9781680990379","title":"The Complete Book of Dutch-Ified English: An Inwaluable Introduction to an Enchoyable Accent of the Inklish Lankwitch","description":"Here is a book for anyone tired of speaking flat, colorless, homogenized English. Pennsylvania Dutchman Gary Gates provides a glossary, read-aloud section, songs, recipes, and more in this delightful, \"inwaluable\" introduction to Dutch-ified English. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLearn the meaning of \"rutch\" and \"spritz,\" what a \"clod\" and a \"crotch\" are, how to pronounce and make \"Cussin Rache's Snitz and Knepp,\" and what has happened to food when it's \"all.\" Spice up your vocabulary with delightful words and phrases, such as: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e- Grex: To complain, moan. \"Ah, quit your grexing, you have a vonderful life.\"\u003cbr\u003e- Face: Belief, religious conwiction. \"Praise be  Rebecca has found her face in the Lord again \"\u003cbr\u003e- Gruntbecky: An expression of hard going. \"Gruntbecky  It's difficult to run in this hot sun.\"\u003cbr\u003e- Nix nootz: A devilish, mischievous person. \"Our daughter is a little nix nootz.\"\u003cbr\u003e- Rupdawn: A massage. \"A good rupdawn will take the ache away.\" \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTired of trying to conform to traditional speech patterns, Gary offers a warm and funny celebration of the unique Dutch culture in America.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Gary Gates\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1680990373\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781680990379\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Good Books\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/15\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 192\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.40lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.70h x 5.20w x 0.70d","brand":"Gary Gates","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44077746782463,"sku":"9781680990379","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_cec1fbd7-1930-4827-9415-67106b805f87.jpg?v=1685471565","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-complete-book-of-dutch-ified-gary-gates-9781680990379","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}