{"product_id":"the-cosmic-turkey-laura-ruth-loomis-9781951471057","title":"The Cosmic Turkey","description":"\u003cb\u003eTechnology Hates Janet\u003c\/b\u003eAfter she accidentally smashes a floatcar through City Hall, the bureautopia sentences Janet to captaining the starship S.S. \u003ci\u003eTurkey\u003c\/i\u003e and its misfit crew. Her mission: to boldly rescue a prisoner from the one corner of the universe colder than her ex-boyfriend's heart-Pluto. Which, aside from not even being a real planet, is the one place in the universe where chocolate is illegal. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIn between studying \u003ci\u003eThe Space-Faring Moron's Guide to Common Science Fiction Plot Devices, \u003c\/i\u003e falling for a rival captain's boyfriend, and avoiding unnecessary time travel, Janet has a chance to save two worlds . . . or doom them to permanent chocolatelessness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Laura Ruth Loomis\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1951471059\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781951471057\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Thinklings Books, LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/04\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 170\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.44lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.39d","brand":"Laura Ruth Loomis","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43982970487039,"sku":"9781951471057","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_185404e8-2f52-48af-9af8-d1832d1d45bb.jpg?v=1683263960","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-cosmic-turkey-laura-ruth-loomis-9781951471057","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}