{"product_id":"the-crawling-abattoir-john-everson-9781489584793","title":"The Crawling Abattoir","description":"For a group of short stories written over a period of several years for unrelated reasons, \"The Crawling Abattoir\" wouldn't seem a like candidate to have a theme, but it does: the hilarity of horror. The funny side of agony. Hit me with your torture-shtick  From the desperation of a lonely necrophile deeply frustrated by unrequited corpse-love; to a really rotten clown's long drawn-out discovery that success comes only after paying his dues in multiple broken bones, lacerated kidneys, lots and lots of blood and more; and to the horrible, horrible, (really horrible) misfortunes of Little Timmy, an innocent youngster badly mistreated by the world for no very good reason other than the reader's enjoyment; this collection will jam a rusty icepick all the way through your funny-bone, and you'll laugh until you cry through months of expensive, excruciating elbow rehabilitation. Enjoy\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e John Everson\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 148958479X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781489584793\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/05\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 196\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.50lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.25w x 0.45d","brand":"John Everson","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44598527590655,"sku":"9781489584793","price":12.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_f5e88b19-4a08-4a18-b864-df790cb5c820.jpg?v=1702383010","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-crawling-abattoir-john-everson-9781489584793","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}