{"product_id":"the-crown-plonked-queen-andrew-einspruch-9780980627275","title":"The Crown Plonked Queen: A Humorous Fantasy Novel","description":"She royally mucked up her first moments as ruler. Can she pick up the pieces before it's off with her head?\u003cp\u003eEloise Hydra Gumball III is absolutely swamped. Rather abruptly crowned queen after her mother's assassination, she has no concept of running a realm and no leads on her mom's killer. Woefully tackling new obligations, her initial attempts at anything regal result in an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction and a broken wrist.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFending for herself after her sister and father depart, she struggles with an unending pile of paperwork and a slow murder investigation that only leads to clashes over her unqueenly behavior. And unsure who to trust, she hires a bird spy to gather intel from a faraway land... which doesn't exactly end well.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWill Queen Gumball's inauspicious reign be cut short by tragedy and terror?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Crown Plonked Queen\u003c\/em\u003e is the whimsy-rich fourth book in The Western Lands and All That Really Matters humorous fantasy series. If you like lovable characters, hilarious larks, and anthropomorphic awesomeness, then you'll adore Andrew Einspruch's ascent to the throne.\u003c\/p\u003eBuy \u003ci\u003eThe Crown Plonked Queen\u003c\/i\u003e to try not to blow it today!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrew Einspruch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0980627273\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780980627275\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Wild Pure Heart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/05\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 512\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.64lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 1.14d","brand":"Andrew Einspruch","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48850226381055,"sku":"9780980627275","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-crown-plonked-queen-andrew-einspruch-9780980627275","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}