{"product_id":"the-demotivational-coloring-book-jenine-zimmers-9798399132730","title":"The Demotivational Coloring Book: 30 Uninspirational but Relatable Quotes About Life","description":"\u003ci\u003eDo you roll your eyes when you see one of those cliched motivational posters? Are you tired of people who seem to be in a good mood no matter what? \u003c\/i\u003eThen \"The Demotivational Coloring Book\" is the book for you! Color your way through 30 quotes that are completely uninspiring ... but also totally relatable. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eIf you're feeling overwhelmed by life, or simply having a tough day, use this book to release your negative energy, and maybe have a laugh or two along the way. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eA sampling of the quote coloring pages included: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePeople who say they'll give 110 percent don't understand how percentages work.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eToday will be a day like every other day.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLife is what happens when you're busy reading inspirational quotes.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eIt is what it is. And it's not good.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe best things in life are actually really expensive.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNone of your emails are finding me well.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003ePages are single-sided so you can use the coloring utensils of your choice without worrying about colors bleeding through. The illustrations are a mix of simple, geometric, and nature-themed, so there is something for everyone! \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eThis book makes a great gift for your snarky and sarcastic friends, a perfect gag gift for your office party, or a stocking stuffer for the cynical person in your life. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eSo pick up a copy today, and remember ... bad vibes only. \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Jenine Zimmers\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 839913273X\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798399132730\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 06\/20\/2023\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 64\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.38lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 11.00h x 8.50w x 0.13d","brand":"Jenine Zimmers","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45897387999487,"sku":"9798399132730","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_e2c6d153-69e4-4330-ae29-e871c639c66e.jpg?v=1721373812","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-demotivational-coloring-book-jenine-zimmers-9798399132730","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}