{"product_id":"the-devils-gunt-gerald-dean-rice-9780983854777","title":"The Devil's Gunt","description":"\u003cp\u003eHi, \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI'm Rick. AKA, Beelzebub. AKA, Mephistopheles. AKA, Old Hat. AKA, Mr. Scratch. AKA... AKA... AKA.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eYou may think of me as the Father of Lies, but for the record, I'm also the Daddy of Mammon and Steve. But both of them are b-holes. In fact, all my hellspawn are.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eSo, I got this idea. I wanted to have a kiddo with a human. I had it all lined up for this adult film star to carry my seed, except the demon who shall remain unnamed screwed up and impregnated the wrong person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA male wrong person.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAnd now I'm gonna have to go up there to fix this mistake myself. But, it's going to be a chore. He's got a wife who is pretty savvy, and I think his roommate is a serial killer (Hey, I'm only half omnipotent!).\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eI guarantee you, though, I'm gonna see my junior before this tale is done. If I have to eff every bee in the City of Detroit and Wayne County, my little one will be born - or my name isn't Louis Cyphre, or Sy Tan, or Deb Billings, or Burl Ives...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e***Praise for The Devil's Gunt***\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"Dean's constant clever innuendos had me laughing out loud at multiple points throughout the book. - Millie Frankel (4\/5)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e5 severed fingers out of 5. - The Yeti Reads and Reviews\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"A Perversely Good Time.\" - A.G. Hilton (4\/5 stars)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\"The chapter titles alone had me almost in tears.\" - Duncan Ralston, author of Woom (4\/5 stars)\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Gerald Dean Rice\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0983854777\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780983854777\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Redhand Books LLC\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 07\/28\/2020\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 158\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.42lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.37d","brand":"Gerald Dean Rice","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46838478864639,"sku":"9780983854777","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_1164d959-23b4-44f5-be7d-51b09c12c13f.jpg?v=1746589957","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-devils-gunt-gerald-dean-rice-9780983854777","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}