{"product_id":"the-dirtiest-most-politically-incorrect-allan-pease-9781569757123","title":"The Dirtiest, Most Politically Incorrect Jokes Ever","description":"\u003cstrong\u003eDON'T WANT TO OFFEND ANYONE? THEN DON'T F*%#\u0026amp;IN' BUY THIS BOOK!\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eWhat did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eShe choked.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eHow do you get a blonde's eyes to sparkle?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eShine a light in her ear.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the definition of \"making love\"?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eIt's what a woman does while a man's screwing her.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eHow does an Englishman know that his wife is dead?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eSex is still the same, but the dishes are piling up in the sink.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eWhat's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eOne less drunk at the funeral.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eWhy is a fat woman like a scooter?\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003eThey're both fun to ride, but you wouldn't want you friends to see you on either.\u003c\/em\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e-\u003cstrong\u003eA woman walked into the bank to deposit a large bag of cash.\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Did you hoard all this money yourself?\" asked the teller.\u003cbr\u003e\"No,\" she replied. \"My sister whored half of it.\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Allan Pease\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1569757127\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781569757123\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Bookpack Inc\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/01\/2009\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 278\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.55lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.80h x 4.90w x 0.80d","brand":"Allan Pease","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":43945951330559,"sku":"9781569757123","price":14.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/products\/img_45380538-ba42-457b-b884-f83077349f56.jpg?v=1681510686","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-dirtiest-most-politically-incorrect-allan-pease-9781569757123","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}