{"product_id":"the-dirty-double-bendy-cockspring-9798595281614","title":"The Dirty Double!: The Outrageously Offensive Humor Collection!","description":"\u003cb\u003eOTHER HUMOR BOOKS SUCK. \u003ci\u003eTHIS\u003c\/i\u003e ONE'S FUNNY AS F**K.\u003c\/b\u003eYour sides are gonna split harder than a three-tw@ed hooker. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSnowflakes? The Woke Generation? Cancel culture? \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTHEY CAN SUCK OUR D***S.\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eLet 'em read and weep, as you navigate two - yes, \u003ci\u003eTWO\u003c\/i\u003e - disgusting tales of depravity that would shame the t**s off a nun. Or the c*ck off a horse. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eYou'll be crying g*ddamn waterfalls of \u003ci\u003eHILARITY\u003c\/i\u003e as you cir-\u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003eCUM\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e-navigate flying buckets of j*zz, racism, sexism, dead kids, ince$t, prolonged edging... and loads more equally-depraved and boderline-illegal s**t that's \u003ci\u003eTOO DISGUSTING\u003c\/i\u003e to advertise here. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cb\u003eG*d \u003ci\u003eDAMN\u003c\/i\u003e it, this book is \u003ci\u003eso\u003c\/i\u003e f**king awesome. \u003ci\u003eLike, for real\u003c\/i\u003e.\u003c\/b\u003e \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eFeaturing over 16,750 uses of the word f**k, six trillion instances of both s**t and c**t, and the occasional use of the word Tr*mp, that broad sense of humor you always boast about to your little friends on social m*dia is gonna get \u003cb\u003eRUTHLESSLY\u003c\/b\u003e tested. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSo, if you're after a witty sense of humor, funny fiction, or simply tearing your hair out searching for hilarious gift ideas for the friggin' annoying \u003ci\u003eA$$HOLE\u003c\/i\u003e in your miserable, self-isolating life, then Pulitzer Prize-deserving Bendy Cockspring's \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eTHE DIRTY DOUBLE\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e is a one-two punch of black humorous adventure \u003ci\u003e\u003cb\u003e YOU C*N'T  \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e(afford to miss.)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bendy Cockspring\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8595281610\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798595281614\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/16\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 268\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.65lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.99h x 5.00w x 0.61d","brand":"Bendy Cockspring","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44127388303615,"sku":"9798595281614","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_cf22b8b3-ea07-4d2e-966f-9960d9ac97d2.jpg?v=1687453266","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-dirty-double-bendy-cockspring-9798595281614","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}