{"product_id":"the-dragon-lords-secretary-nicole-petit-9780692649046","title":"The Dragon Lord's Secretary","description":"Dear Mr. Great and Glorious Dragon Lord, \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI am applying for a position you don't know that you need filled, that of your secretary. Before you reject this application, please consider the following. Who organizes and polishes your treasure hoard? Dragon claws are too large and imprecise. You require an applicant with thumbs. Who organizes your schedule? Dragons are too self-interested for this work. You require an applicant willing to write down your every meeting and make sure each one fits neatly into your calendar. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI believe I am this applicant. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI come highly recommended, and I would gladly direct you to my previous employers. Unfortunately, most of them have died. Not through any misfortune or anything caused by me. They died of old age, as mortals tend to do. If you would like confirmation of my abilities, please contact Mr. Winston Churchill. He lives at 28 Hyde Park Gate, London, England, Mortal Realm. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eI have enclosed my resume. It is very long. See the attached. (Inside the box. The huge box. You can't miss it.) \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eSincerely, \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMiss Scarlet Chase\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Nicole Petit\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0692649042\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780692649046\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e 18thwall Productions\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/22\/2016\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 154\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.47lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.02h x 5.98w x 0.33d","brand":"Nicole Petit","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48742325846271,"sku":"9780692649046","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-dragon-lords-secretary-nicole-petit-9780692649046","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}