{"product_id":"the-eastie-threat-andrew-einspruch-9780980627282","title":"The Eastie Threat: A Humorous Fantasy Novel","description":"She's settling into the throne. But how can she wage war with a military that only knows how to parade?\u003cp\u003eQueen Eloise Hydra Gumball III's senses are a tad dented. Suffering from a blurry eye and a buzzing in her ear from her recent use of magic, the freshly ascended monarch is still struggling to figure out how best to reign. So when her eastern enemies seize part of her territory, the overwhelmed royal is distraught to discover that, after decades of peace, her army doesn't know how to fight.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWith invaders having annexed the land by moving the wall between realms, Queen Eloise sets about recruiting experienced champions to whip her soldiers into shape. But with funds tight and her council of advisors losing faith, the beleaguered ruler fears the only solution may be to parlay with the conquerors.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCan Queen Eloise navigate a political nightmare to preserve the queendom?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eThe Eastie Threat\u003c\/em\u003e is the dastardly droll fifth book in The Western Lands and All That Really Matters humorous fantasy series. If you like characters seriously out of their depth, bizarre magic, and perfectly pointed prose, then you'll love Andrew Einspruch's regally rich caper.\u003c\/p\u003eBuy \u003ci\u003eThe Eastie Threat\u003c\/i\u003e to stop the ghastly incursion today!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Andrew Einspruch\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 0980627281\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9780980627282\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Wild Pure Heart\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 08\/28\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 466\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 1.49lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 1.04d","brand":"Andrew Einspruch","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48850226446591,"sku":"9780980627282","price":15.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-eastie-threat-andrew-einspruch-9780980627282","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}