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When Harry's favourite teacher Ms. Mini exclaimed, \"Verrrrrry Naughty!\" at what Blackberry did, a hilarious competition of mischief begins between them. Then come the twists when super villains enter the school. Just then, someone unexpectedly turns into a superhero! Total madness! And his super power? It's totally funny. Anyway, the rest is a roller-coaster ride of action and suspense.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eAbout the suppa-hot Superheroes\u003c\/b\u003e: \u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ \u003cb\u003eKooky Spring Booty\u003c\/b\u003e - A human-spring in action, whose spring-action lies in his extra-large bottom.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e★ \u003cb\u003eLoopy Undie-Man\u003c\/b\u003e - He is tall, slender, handsome and has super loose pants that he has to hold up with his hands. The real action begins when he lets go of his pants to show-off the most \u003cb\u003eelegant shining white underpants\u003c\/b\u003e with red dots and love symbols over them. And his superpower? Well, that's a suspense... hee hee...\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003eWhat 5 early readers said: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e1. \"Truly engaging for the kids...\" 2. \"A page turner.\" 3. \"Illumi-Naughty was not too easy, really.\" 4. \"My kid got exited at the prospect of getting rewarded...\" 5. \"Go ahead and gift it, my guess, The Epic Novel will catch up big time with the kids.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e✔ Parents \/ teachers \/ librarians - please note: If you loved crazy stuff like Captain Underpants and Dog Man, you'll love this naughty kids adventure story book gift idea, that offers a chance to be clever \u0026amp; win a realtime reward too. Plus a free bonus jokes book.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Right for voracious \u0026amp; \u003cb\u003ereluctant readers as well\u003c\/b\u003e. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Written by♥ \u003cb\u003eBest Selling Children's Book Author, Bam Tulookey\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ A good find for \u003cb\u003eintermediate reading books, early readers' books\u003c\/b\u003e, \u003cb\u003echildren's chapter books, \u003c\/b\u003e books about aliens, superheroes, action, adventure, fantasy or magic books, or funny, hilarious books for kids, kids' science fiction for boys or girls, or gift ideas for kids ages 6-8, 8-10 or preteens.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003eGifting this book may result in a truck load of kisses in return \u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e♥\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e✔ Now, don't wait. \u003cb\u003eClick the orange button\u003c\/b\u003e and ✔ begin Ha Ha Ha-ing: )\u003cp\u003e\u003cb\u003ePS: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e★\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cb\u003e A few fun words you won't find elsewhere: \u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMessology, Mischiefography, Boom-Bash-Stare, Naughtymatics, Sudden-Glare-Rear, Semi-wrong, Doodlistoligraphy, Surra Dooga Doo Doo Doo, Argentinosauruses and more.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Bam Tulookey\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 8353177056\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798353177050\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 09\/28\/2022\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 130\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.38lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.31d","brand":"Bam Tulookey","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45331886276863,"sku":"9798353177050","price":8.89,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_2d20a09c-0e84-4c23-9998-79cf9d91a475.jpg?v=1713971145","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-elementary-school-epic-novel-bam-tulookey-9798353177050","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}