{"product_id":"the-fart-that-got-away-stinky-mctoots-9781790298143","title":"The Fart That Got Away","description":"\u003cb\u003eHow \u003ci\u003edoes \u003c\/i\u003eone cope with the loss of a \u003ci\u003efart\u003c\/i\u003e?\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003e#1\u003c\/b\u003e Best Smelling Author, \u003cb\u003eStinky McToots\u003c\/b\u003e, has the answer in this \u003cb\u003e slick rhyming\u003c\/b\u003e and \u003cb\u003einspirational\u003c\/b\u003e book about \u003cb\u003efriendship\u003c\/b\u003e.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThey go from \u003cb\u003estrangers \u003c\/b\u003eto \u003cb\u003eBFF's \u003c\/b\u003eto \u003cb\u003e\u003ci\u003esuddenly \u003c\/i\u003eseparated\u003c\/b\u003e. But do they get \u003cb\u003ereunited\u003c\/b\u003e?\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe \u003cb\u003etestimonials\u003c\/b\u003e* speak for themselves: \u003cbr\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"I haven't seen such a rich friendship between a kid and an inanimate object since \u003ci\u003eThe Giving Tree.\u003c\/i\u003e\" - \u003ci\u003eNo-one Ever\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Immature, Irreverent, and Juvenile\" - \u003ci\u003eLamest Person Ever\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"A true literary achievement. I offer words as congratulatory as they are flatulatory.\" - \u003ci\u003eStinky McToots Sr. \u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"A book about friendship, strength, and fartitude\" - \u003ci\u003eMrs. McToots\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"A True Tour-De-Farts.\" - \u003ci\u003e Another Made Up Person\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Technically speaking, trees aren't inanimate objects.\" - \u003ci\u003eAn obnoxious nerd, regarding the first comment\u003c\/i\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWell... You don't have to take the reviewer's words for it...\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eRead a few pages** of the eBook \u003cb\u003eFREE\u003c\/b\u003e by clicking \u003cb\u003eDownload Sample\u003c\/b\u003e or \u003cb\u003eLook Inside\u003c\/b\u003e on the Kindle Page.\u003cbr\u003eThen \u003cb\u003eBUY\u003c\/b\u003e the paperback and get a \u003cb\u003eFREE\u003c\/b\u003e eBook.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLIKE \u003c\/b\u003eus on \u003cb\u003efacebook \u003c\/b\u003efor updates from the author \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e*Made up testimonials for comedic purposes only. Editorial reviews below, however, are from real people.\u003cbr\u003e**\u003cb\u003eKindle Unlimited\u003c\/b\u003e subscribers can read the entire eBook for free.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Stinky McToots\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1790298148\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781790298143\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 01\/30\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 32\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.22lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 8.50w x 0.08d","brand":"Stinky McToots","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":44125405118719,"sku":"9781790298143","price":11.09,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_e569f4be-1a05-44af-8c28-ff339d3876c1.jpg?v=1687442439","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-fart-that-got-away-stinky-mctoots-9781790298143","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}