{"product_id":"the-fellowship-of-the-bling-dustin-gross-9798316084098","title":"The Fellowship of the Bling","description":"When a petty thief with a flair for drama steals a cursed ring from a royal vault, he doesn't just unleash ancient evil-he unleashes fashion. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eMeet Finn Fizzleboots: rogue, liar, accidental icon. One moment he's sneaking through shadows, the next he's bedazzled, bewitched, and strutting through town with cheekbones that could kill. Literally. The Ring of Vanya the Vain has chosen him as its vessel-and it has very strong opinions about style, power, and world domination. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eTo save his soul (and everyone else's wardrobe), Finn must team up with a reluctant band of fabulous misfits: a war-painted orc model, a duelist with perfume-based weapons, a limerick-hurling woodland creature, and a knight so boring he's invisible to magic. Together, they must survive cursed spas, undead fashion cults, glitter-fueled battles, and the most terrifying challenge of all: the runway to hell. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003eWitty. Absurd. Surprisingly emotional. And absolutely fabulous.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Dustin Gross\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798316084098\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 03\/29\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 154\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.00h x 5.00w x 0.33d","brand":"Dustin Gross","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":48851194708223,"sku":"9798316084098","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-fellowship-of-the-bling-dustin-gross-9798316084098","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}