{"product_id":"the-funniest-bdsm-personal-ads-phil-g-9781482348002","title":"The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads","description":"Here are some samples from this entertaining kinky, BDSM book: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * I am Lesbian Domme seeking a willing and compliant pet for use and abuse. I am naturally tanned, with toned legs and a firm ass. My breasts are an ample yet firm 36D. I consider myself to be caring but with an evil and depraved side. I particularly like all things sharp, pointy and very ouchie. For your part you need to be a born woman and open to most things. I also require that you are feminine as butch girls do nothing for Me. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * Male slaves will apply respectfully and expect to be treated like the dogs that they are. You shall explain to me why I should take the time to reply to your pathetic email and why I should waste my time training you. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * I have a full service dungeon, the best in town, you'll be honored to be beaten there. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * I'm seeking a female sub but I'll consider a male if he measure up. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * I am a one girl kinda girl. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * My Dom ties me up and forces me to listen to country music. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * Spread legs not lies. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * 28 year old female sub ready for a meat and greet. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * I'm not fat, I'm cuddly. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * Experienced Dom rejoining the lifestyle. I lost my way and got married. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * I'm a very young 72. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e * Sometimes only a spanking will do the job. \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Two free bonus books are included in this book (making it a $20.85 value ) Your books are presented in the following order: \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e 1) Cindy's Punishment (Mistress\/female slave spanking\/domination story.)\u003cbr\u003e 2) 100 Great Lines To Put In Your Personal Ads (For kinky and non-kinky personal ads.)\u003cbr\u003e 3) The Funniest BDSM Personal Ads \u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e Publisher's Note: This publication contains explicit sexual content and BDSM related situations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Phil G\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1482348004\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781482348002\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Createspace Independent Publishing Platform\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 02\/02\/2013\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 34\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.13lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.07d","brand":"Phil G","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":46431363268863,"sku":"9781482348002","price":7.2,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_058e4fcc-3ab1-4089-90b4-4c73a2487191.jpg?v=1735141099","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-funniest-bdsm-personal-ads-phil-g-9781482348002","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}