{"product_id":"the-girl-the-penguin-the-w-r-foster-9781789465686","title":"The Girl, the Penguin, the Home-Schooling and the Gin: A Parody","description":"'It's alright, ' said the Penguin, in exactly the sort of way that Penguins don't. 'This is the only book you'll ever need to find complete happiness.' Because it's been a bit of a trying time, hasn't it? You now know that your five-year old is better at maths than you. And English. And at not crying during work. And the only way to get through it with a smile has been to buy all the booze and try to remember how to do 'going out'. But don't worry, here to paper over all the cracks is a touching book, full of tender animal friends, pretty pictures and not too many words. A book for our times - to remind us of the precious joys of having all the family together, non-stop, twenty four hours a day. Owning it will make you happy. Giving it to other people will make you seem kind. Reading it will remind you that you're nearly out of gin\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e W. R. Foster, Guy Adams\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1789465680\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781789465686\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e John Blake\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 10\/28\/2021\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 96\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Hardcover\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.35lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 7.01h x 5.12w x 0.47d","brand":"W. R. Foster","offers":[{"title":"Hardcover","offer_id":46293225603327,"sku":"9781789465686","price":16.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_242a739a-90e7-45e5-9e14-4b5075ae31c6.jpg?v=1730212621","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-girl-the-penguin-the-w-r-foster-9781789465686","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}