{"product_id":"the-god-wasnt-supposed-to-edward-heath-9798230161745","title":"The God Wasn't Supposed To Be Helpless","description":"\u003cp\u003eThey've survived dragons, ghosts, and public acclaim. But nothing could prepare Crimson Valor for Guido-the sneezy, static-prone intern mistaken for a thunder god.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eFive years after accidentally becoming legends, the world's most questionably qualified adventuring party is back-and just as baffled as ever. Their newest mission? Escort a fledgling deity with the confidence of a wet sock across half the continent and somehow deliver him safely to the divine bureaucracy that doesn't even want him anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eAlong the way, they'll get lost in magical snowstorms, dodge romantically confused vampires, go toe-to-toe with frost giants (again), and desperately try to keep Guido from electrocuting himself every time he hiccups. There's a haunted castle on fire (they won't talk about it), a cursed carnival, some very judgmental pixies, and a goose with an attitude problem.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eBetween accidental avalanches, ghostly confrontations, and questionable training montages, \u003cem\u003eThe God Wasn't Supposed to Be Helpless\u003c\/em\u003e is a chaotic, heartfelt, and absolutely ridiculous journey through a world that takes itself far more seriously than its \"heroes\" ever could.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt's not about saving the world. It's about \u003cem\u003esurviving it\u003c\/em\u003e-one misstep at a time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Edward Heath\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9798230161745\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Edward Heath\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 04\/15\/2025\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 86\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.24lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.21d","brand":"Edward Heath","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":50664319680767,"sku":"9798230161745","price":18.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-god-wasnt-supposed-to-edward-heath-9798230161745","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}