{"product_id":"the-golden-pecker-penelope-bloom-9781673623123","title":"The Golden Pecker","description":"\u003cb\u003eFirst impression of Landon Collins?Questionable. \u003ci\u003eHighly\u003c\/i\u003e questionable.He needed to take me to see \"The Golden Pecker\".Fortunately, it was in the basement, not his pants.Turns out my late grandfather was running a BDSM club.\u003c\/b\u003eI know what you're thinking. Don't follow a stranger into the basement. More importantly, absolutely don't follow strangers who want to show you their \"golden peckers.\"But I might have literally died of curiosity if I passed this up. Sure, there was a chance of murder, abduction, and all sorts of horror. Then again, living with the endless questions would be its own special kind of hell. What kind of self-respecting man calls it a pecker? And what did all of this have to do with my late grandfather's will?The other problem was I couldn't be sure if Landon Collins was plotting my murder, or if he just had resting hot guy face - broody eyes, a sharp jaw, and full lips made for cruel smiles.Was I ignoring a few dozen red flags? Absolutely. But last time I checked, curiosity was only notorious for killing cats. So I followed his firm ass straight to The Golden Pecker.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eAuthor:\u003c\/b\u003e Penelope Bloom\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-10:\u003c\/b\u003e 1673623123\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eISBN-13:\u003c\/b\u003e 9781673623123\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublisher:\u003c\/b\u003e Independently Published\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eLanguage:\u003c\/b\u003e English\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePublished:\u003c\/b\u003e 12\/09\/2019\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003ePages:\u003c\/b\u003e 248\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eFormat:\u003c\/b\u003e Paperback\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eWeight:\u003c\/b\u003e 0.70lbs\u003cbr\u003e\u003cb\u003eSize:\u003c\/b\u003e 8.50h x 5.50w x 0.56d","brand":"Penelope Bloom","offers":[{"title":"Paperback","offer_id":45482014179583,"sku":"9781673623123","price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0662\/2982\/9887\/files\/img_f9d10b83-024e-4dcf-8e52-7fab039ff464.jpg?v=1715988326","url":"https:\/\/www.whiterainbookhouse.com\/products\/the-golden-pecker-penelope-bloom-9781673623123","provider":"WR Book House","version":"1.0","type":"link"}